Beamer

The thing about hands-free in cars
is that when not driving
your hands are still free, free in this case
to gesticulate wildly -
this must be, I think, quite some conversation -
with someone I can only assume
is miles away, and able to see none of this.

I can, though; he is parked just opposite.
Of course, he could perhaps be mad,
be quite stark staring,
and not, after all, speaking on any phone.
I do hope not:
there are enough mad people already
driving Beamers.